Punching

I'd like to see a world much like the toon world in the old Roger Rabbit movie . The toons could take a falling anvil to the head, shake it off, and keep on going. Along with toon-like resilience for the faces of my fellow man, I additionally wish that punching was an accepted way of sending a message to those who annoy you. The recipient of a good punch could stand there with his face comically distorted and have stars circling his head for a few moments while everyone laughed at him. A yaddy yaddy later the face would pop back into place and life would go on.

On these terms, punching is funny to me. I laughed uncontrollably when Chevy Chase punched in the face of Marty Moose. When lady Twitterers threaten to punch people it's funny on so many levels. A sweet girl belting an obnoxious boss in the puss? How can I not laugh at the notion?

So given that these people's faces would pop back into place (eventually) , here is my list of
People I'd Like to Punch.

1. Sam Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher.


2. Howie Mandell


3. "Doctor" Phil


4. Seth Green


5. Mike Pence


6. Billy Mays


7. Rush Limbaugh


8. The guy two doors down from me.


9. Miss California


10. The lady talking about "certain part of the male anatomy" on the Extenze commercial


11. The bearded dickhead on the Save The Children promo


12. John Edward a.k.a "Biggest Douche in the Universe"


13. Bob Rohrman


14. Dick Cheney


15. Glen Beck


16. Jack and Rexalla Van Impe


17. Donald Trump


18. Paula Abdul


19. A random AIG executive


20. The lady ahead of me in the checkout lane.


21. Mike Tirico


22. Dick Bavetta


23. Jennifer Aniston


24. Joe Biden


25. TBA