Thursday, March 27, 2008

The List

Today is one of the days that shouldn't count toward one's life expectancy. I should get an extra day to live because of this uninsipiring, dank, weak excuse for a calendar date.

A great day, though, to reveal a current list (partial) of media personalities that scrape their nails on the chalkboard of my soul.

1, Billy Mays
2. Jack Van Impe
3. Bob Rohrman
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Jim Carrey
6. Steve Carell
7. Howard Stern
8. Paul Teutul Jr.
9. Mike Tirico
10. Bill Walton
11. Paulie Malignaggi
12. Al Sharpton
13. Rush Limbaugh
14. Tony Stewart
15. Mo' Nique
16. Ann Coutler
17. Andew Zimmern
18. Howie Mandel
19. Martin Short
20. Roni Deutch

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