Count Me Out

Somebody must have gleaned information from my thoughts.* to determine my tastes as far as movies go. With this information, it was easy to construct a formula for a movie that I would absolutely loathe. Coincidentally, this model is one and the same that the studios' big money makers are built upon.

Thus was born "Horton Hears a Who" .

1. Still another animated feature
2. Ripped from Seuss book - not original
3. Steve Carell
4. Jim Carrey

Say no more. It will be a smash at the box office.

* But how? Through iPod headphones? Cell phones? Security gates? TV clicker? Maybe they actually read my blog?