It's tough to read off a computer screen with bifocals.
I misread a CNN headline as
"Beheading victim asks for help"
Patti noted the following about St. Denis
According to the Golden Legend, after his head was chopped off, Denis picked it up and walked two miles, preaching a sermon the entire way
She said it in such a nonchalant manner as if this kind of thing is hardly noteworthy.
Now I investigate this St. Denis and find out he is the Patron Saint of Headaches.