The Complete Package: Todd Coffey

Coffey, pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds, has an odd component of his prepitch ritual. He grabs a handful of manhood with his right hand and gives it an upward tug and a good luck squeeze. You supply the jokes. I'm just pointing it out.

..and Rats! The Yankees and Red Sox are on the Sunday night game. I think they play each other every day and all games are nationally televised.

Watching baseball was about all I could do after last night's meal at Brenden's birthday bash. Beer, pretzels, wurst, and Black Forest cake. I waddled to the car. I couldn't move all evening. ... I'm still not hungry. Check out my dinner in the picture.