Friday, April 4, 2008


Get this. The screaming blurb proclaimed that "History would be made" on Deal or No Deal.

History. History? History! History is people huddled around the radio listening to FDR. Not something involving Howie "Fucking" Mandel and his lame-assed, blaring, game show.

While I'm on the subject, why do people insist on speaking of past history. Doesn't something have to happen before it becomes history? That would, barring some strange disruption in the cosmos, put all history in the past.

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