I really like destroying things with my Office Max super duper shredder. I mean, really like shredding things. I would shred things like watermelons and bowling pins if I could. I look forward to the daily load of junk mail. The credit card offers are particularly fun. They go in to the grinding teeth of death without being opened. Those sumnabitches at the credit card companies have started to put their offers in plastic bags or have made the envelopes so thick that even my beast cannot handle them. I have to open them before grinding them into oblivion.
Now that I've revealed this dark secret, I have to confess that I downloaded Kelly Clarkson's new album "My December". from iTunes. ..and I don't regret it.
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