Thursday, November 29, 2007

It's a Freakin' Miracle!

Ahhhhahhh. Tinkle. Tinkle. Ding Dong. Wooooewww. Ahhhhh.

Yep. It's that wondrous. glorious. miraculous mystical. magical, enchanting, touching, and joyous music that is played constantly throughout the holiday season. You know what I'm talking about. Little elves scurrying around when the Mrs. gets some 10K diamond necklace from her guilt-ridden-cheating-husband, or when Santa lays a Lexus under the Christmas tree, that's when you hear the music. The choir, bells, sappy strings...

...annoys the living shit out of me.

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