This morning, 8:00 a.m. I'm in that murky zone between sleep and being alert and I'm still stewing about bumper stickers. I begin to wonder if there are any bumper sticker ideas left untapped, if folks pay money for these ideas, and if I had to display a bumper sticker by losing a bet or through some other extraordinary circumstance, what message would I smack onto my tailgate?
Seemingly hundreds of ideas swirled around my head until I broke away from the loop of restless sleep. The one that emerged as the winner was:
Ask Me About My Goiter