Profiled?

I know advertising is targeted toward the viewers of various television programs. Project Runway, for example is rife with cosmetic and other beauty products. I may not be the typical viewer in this case, but I'm a bit worried about what I see during most of the shows that I watch.

I'm taken for someone who is:

• old
• in financial difficulty
• afflicted with ED
• bald
• worried about an undersized certain part of the male anatomy
• in need of soaking up spills
• thrilled to watch naked coeds
• tripping over unwanted gold sitting around the house
• seeking to have rock-hard abs in 60 days

Maybe I'm watching the wrong shows or maybe I am in denial about these issues.